On the lighter side..."A cheerful heart is the health of the body."* *Proverbs 17:22

Letters from Catholic School children: Dear GOD, In class they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? -Jane -- Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison

Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -Luca -- Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Naito

Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? -Jane

Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil -- Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.-Jane Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -Ann

Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce

Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Dan

Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. -Joseph -- Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam

Dear GOD, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. -Elliott

Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. -Mickey D.-- Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! -Eugene--Dear God, of all of the people who work for you I like Father Smith and Sister Margaret best. - Anna

Sister asked the boy to create a sentence beginning with I. He began: "I is.." "No!" she interrupted. "Not, 'I is,' but 'I am'... is correct." "I got it," the boy replied. "I... am the ninth letter in the alphabet."

The music teacher took her class to its first grand opera at the San Francisco Opera House. The lights dimmed and the conductor began waving his baton while the soprano started to sing. After a while, a student asked his teacher, "Why is the conductor waving his stick at that woman?" "Oh, don't worry, he won't hit her," the teacher assured him. "Then why is she screaming?" he asked.